just say no.

This one is for those who were lucky (?) enough to be at Elena's place last Thursday evening.
Everybody was indeed on drugs.
Well, except for me of course. I'm going xsoberx for a while. I wish I was kidding.

Pictures of stoners:

So I met the GS at Elena's. Ian was already there. Checking his fucking MySpace, as usual.

Bob and Asia were there too.

"Hey we should get me some booze."

To which the ghost of Asia replied, "Hey asshole, you already have a Sparks in your hand." Jake came in before Ian could respond with a snarky comment. Everybody was glad to see him and we all got caught up on his new employment status.

Ian and Jake were in the mood for something stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade, Heineken and Sparks.

Jake was stressed from a hard day of work.

While calls were being made, we took some pictures.

Then the delivery came. That marked the start of the first ever GS Marisauna. Shit was intense.

Highlights:

"No, no, FUCK YOU dude! That shit is not cool!"

"Whatver, why don't you just fucking hit me then?"

"Shit, sure."

"Wha-"

"Hey!-where's the pot?"

"OK, I'm cool now. Fuck, it's hot in there."

Jake did a little improv.

Ian just kept doing that fucking 'boop boop boop boop' from 24.

And Elena had to keep putting her hands in front of her facce and saying, "Ian goddamit! say it don't spray it!"

When not covering herself, Elena ate. Per usual. As Asia kept drinking. Typical.

Then the 'red & black eXpress' came through and everybody left in a hurry. We were banished to the staircase.

Somehow Elena got us back in to the place, shes bro'd out like that.

Hey look! It's Celine. She rules.

Ian managed to spill beer all over the rug. Douche.

But there was still some left.

Hey look! It's Kristin. She's blurry. Typical.

Jake was way into Mean Girls during all of this and did not find Ian's shit amusing.

Ian, on the other hand, was very amused by his shit.

So Jake tried to light Ian's crotch on fire. (Luckiest picture I've ever taken, this happened so quickly that you would not believe.)

I had to take Ian out for a smoke break, if not he probably wouldn't be alive right now. His thoughts on the matter: "Sowee."

After it was pretty obvious that we were never going to finish Mean Girls with Ian in the area, we decided to head over to the #1 after-hours bagel spot, Dizzy Izzy's.