i know there's something going on.

We were at Jake's a while ago. A jam was about to errupt, but Jake wanted no part of it. Not cool.

Pat and Adam had a (sort of) party. Ages ago. I'm trying to get better, believe me.
YouTube video of Jake fucking the floor. See, I'm trying...

The almost jam:

Once Jake got rid of people to be sociable with, he decided to try and entertain Ian and I with his umbrella and nudity tricks. Whatever.

Next day at P & A's.

Wiggers.

All of a sudden, everyone went upstairs and this funny smell came from under the door. Everyone came out different, happier, nicer, mellow. And hungry for some reason.

Then things got strange. The party became a mix of that J.C. Chasez video, the world air guitar championships and a Korine/Waters collaborative porno.

And then...(best w/ sound off)

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After that, more smells started to come from the basement. I decided to investigate.

Some people got emo, some got odd, some well, you know...

The end.

+p.s.

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